Tomgrakk

Tomgrakk is a member of the Chillaxe Skype Group with an inordinate love for plain crackers and Queen Chrysalis. He is characterized by drawing pictures that are not quite porn, but disturbingly close to it.

Physical Description
Tomgrakk is a terrible mess. He has a stiff back and a skeletal frame that makes it difficult seeing him from the side. The end result is a disturbing mix between Smeagol and Frankenstein's Monster.

It is unknown at this time whether Tomgrakk was created by combining the DNA of Rupert Grint and Adrien Brody or not.

Biography
Tomgrakk was born in the danger zone east of the Pacific Ocean, west of London England, south of Mars and north of Hell. After a drunken bender he found himself married to Hagrid and with four children; Glitch, Combine, Luke and FireFox. Tomgrakk has rejected advice to get a divorce and disown each of his children.

Relation with other members
Tomgrakk takes a perverse delight in terrifying the rest of the Skype group, and as such commonly heard phrases include "God dammit Tom" and "What the fuck, Tom". Apart from this, his otherwise amiable nature creates confusion as the others are unsure whether to actually like him or not.

While Trex is Big Fig, Tomgrakk is not actually a fig. He may, however, secretly be the Pickle Surprise Guy.